that was a demo.
raocow: things that he said
and maybe sometimes stuff that he drew
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That was the GREATEST video ever. I expect this to have ten million views by the end of the week because y’know I live in a fictual word. Wrrrrrrr, world. And as soon as I put something on the internet, whether it be y’know doing calculations while washing myself with dental floss, or anything at all, really, it will be the greatest sensation the internet has ever seen.
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- someday i will utter a sentence that is whole and complete
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It’s just not worth it to run long distances if you have pants in your way.
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- runman, you are running straight for my heart. studio audience goes “awh”
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YES! the gold is showered all over the place do not google that please.
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- TURN AROUND, self, TURN AROUND, RAOCOW
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That’s good. Being big is good, y’know. You get more responsibilities, you get more respect. You can get more done. You get to vote. Voting’s pretty awesome. You get to see an old man and punch him in the face. That’s how you vote. If it’s on your left, you vote for a guy, if it’s with your right it’s for another. If that was the case there wouldn’t be any voting problems.
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- never trust bridges
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Ghost over there, you stay over there. STAY OVER THER-NO, NO. Don’t follow me! I don’t want you around! My parents don’t want me to keep a guest ghost. A pet ghost. Pet and guest. Pest and ghost. Pet the goat.
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- jesus hell god almighty and all of your flocks of sheep
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Lots of people tend to speak a whole lot all the time without having anything to say! I am a hypocrite apparently. But not a hippopotamus. There’s a difference.
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- what the hell’s going on in my head right now, i’m not too sure
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Like instead of having something like a cupcake or an apple for dessert, why not just have a delicious paint chip? I mean, there’s the word ‘chip’ in it! It had to be delicious!
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- do you guys know how yellow switch palaces work ‘cause i have no idea
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