November 2011
7 posts
“Not Too Picky Brothers is the surname that the Super Mario World Brothers gave...”
– Super Valley! As opposed to the regular valley. (via mecheye)
2 tags
“Hey, you lost your body! You could say that you are now a no-body!”
– This is lagtastic, it’s incredible. (submitted by Went)
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“I’m gonna time myself, not tie myself, this is not bondage the video!...”
– This is silly and shoelaces. (submitted by Went)
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“I have got to control myself in this neighborhood, I can’t just run around...”
– Pressing buttons, the hardest skill in a videogame ever. (submitted by Went)
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“There we go! We got to see miners in map, so now we can count to… twelve!...”
– I was inside a platform for a millisecond, and it was a millisecond too long. (submitted by Went)
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“Okay, there is a door. This is a door. It leads to drugs. So don’t ever...”
– Sharp: do not touch, do not lick, do not absorb through osmosis. (submitted by Went)
2 tags
“Stop trying to chew on the hills on the background, they are far away,...”
– Consumption junction, of great value in the global game of Monopoly. (submitted by Went)
October 2011
19 posts
“Wrong turns are made of these. Green sleeves is full of bees…probably don’t want...”
– Raocow. (via catsinbutter)
2 tags
“We have unlocked the path here to the little fish face- COME ON, do the fish...”
– That caterpillar just exploded! (submitted by Went)
2 tags
“I blame you, the viewer, for not screaming at your monitor loud enough. I just...”
– and that’s how jesus saved the 2th of july (submitted by theneublog)
2 tags
“BOX! Okay, is this a box of safety? No, it is not! It is a box of fake safety! I...”
– Panic, meet Raocow. Raocow, meet panic. (submitted by Went)
2 tags
“No! Jesus Banana! …I do not want to eat Jesus’s banana.”
– Remember guys, don’t chop down tress unless you are going to eat it. (submitted by Went)
2 tags
“Just kind of jumping and hopping and hoping for the best, somewhere tonight,...”
– GenericCaw needs to do something with this, I’m just saying. (submitted by Went)
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“Wow, that was a freaking trainwreck, but it was at least a very quick...”
– Wow, but still, that level is all about being a level. (submitted by Went)
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“Keep A2MT in your heart, but nowhere near your liver. I don’t trust that...”
– Everybody gotta A2MT (submitted by bloodygallade)
“Despair is the most important organ of human reproduction.”
– raocow (via concedes)
“We got Ecstasy, Happy and Heroin Addict. That’s pretty nice, to have all of the...”
– raocow, waxing philosophical about modded ghost sprites. (via attackofthekillerderk)
“The universe is a cylinder, but it doesn’t have any pringles in it.”
– raocow (via concedes)
“Bombs are not a nice thing to put in your soup, unless you don’t want to survive...”
– Raocow - It’s great when you have a raocow tag (via centaurs-reanima)
2 tags
“This isn’t actually that bad, considering I’m savestaking like a...”
– I’m riding an elevator, guys, in GLORIOUS 2D! (submitted by Went)
2 tags
“This is a thinking man’s battle, by which I mean… SUUUUUUPERJUICE!”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8tNrdFdKRc#t=8m30s (submitted by Aposke)
“The world is filled with mysteries and a lot of them are kinda dumb.”
– Raocow (via anothersilly)
2 tags
“Hey there mister cat- you are not a cat, you are a fish! I’m getting some...”
– If you got killed by the top of a fish, would people be aware of it? (submitted by Went)
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“What’s up with this game and having space levels have nothing to do with...”
– What, did I just finish the game? (0:18) (submitted by Went)
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“I found an ‘E’, now I can drink my weight in faces! Now the problem...”
– Just gotta live with your life sometimes (submitted by Neurario)
September 2011
6 posts
2 tags
“So I guess this is like the great hub of L O L you just entered the wrong door...”
– http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ltsv_m-return-the-level-where-sight-is-u_videogames (03:34)
Oh Raocow, you are so Raocow sometimes. (submitted by Went)
2 tags
“You are not the unicorn of my love, football Charlie! You are merely a pawn in...”
– Super giant tumbstones. That are super. And giant! And tumbstones. And probably made of stone. (01:26) (submitted by Went)
2 tags
“You can’t break those bricks with your head like in Super Mario 1 because...”
– I have yet to die in a house fire, unfortunately (submitted by Went)
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“Hey, there’s a pidgey. They are… cats. Wow, I’m- I’m...”
– OAME GVER (submitted by Went)
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“…And that’s why it sucks, you know. Because X became a come-again...”
– http://video.discoshiny.com/show/43/ (14:40) (submitted by ???)
August 2011
4 posts
“I am the best video games in the world.”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VacWggeGb0&t=03m23s (submitted by ???)
“That’s a death pipe. You can tell ‘cause there’s a skull with...”
– Whoever wins the bid gets to marry my head. (submitted by Ghastly)
“That’s pretty sublime… And maybe Zebra if you want to. And maybe...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubLHgIIgmWM#t=16m38s (submitted by Aposke)
“Nooooo… My faith in humanity, distilled into soup…”
– Scarlet Devil Mario 2 -3- Lavender Beholder Festival, 9:01 (submitted by deathandcandy)
July 2011
1 post
1 tag
“dang it yoshi, no one likes you. why are you doing this! do you know why no one...”
– you’re lucky enough that i am acknowledging the fact that you can speak
June 2011
5 posts
2 tags
“Okay, maybe this is going to be more action station, what with Banana Joe!...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIkuKpl4fm8#t=11m52s (submitted by Aposke)
“i will not let the hand that has bitten me feed me.”
– that is what happened! i explained it using words!
“I just put my head, you know, on proposal on eBay. Whoever wins the bid gets to...”
– I sure love the X Button. It makes me feel all tingly. (submitted by Went)
“Paragoomba, and Parakoopa - Together in a parade! They bought three bucks of...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdeCMi3e8tg#t=9m25s (submitted by Aposke)
“I want to get a few inches of love…don’t misread that please.”
– Raocow (Great Empire 6)
May 2011
8 posts
“If you’re going to marry a person, you’d think it’d be someone you actually...”
– raocow being great (via largeautomobile)
“So um, yeah, this is 1-1 reconstructed. They’ve reconstructed world 1. It...”
– turnips are round and plushy / Original transcript by Mischlings from TVtropes. (submitted by Went)
“Canon Mario, in Mario 64, is basically a small, rotund, intellectually impaired...”
– Raocow (via largeautomobile)
“That podobo will not harm us unless we let him be, so that is why I will taunt...”
– Sentiency, when you think about it, is a pretty friggin weird thing. (submitted by raocowfan)
“Hey! Shell that’s not very cooperative of you. Right goomba? You agree...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao6u7KZHXx4 (submitted by Reticent SIns)
“Gonna rock in place and gonna walk in place like it was, you know, as ever, must...”
– -Randorland3 - 7a - donkey kong and the seven seas (4:42) (Submitted by impako)
“Gonna pound the bits to pieces! Because a bit is not enough, you needs to be...”
– Let’s play Super Yoshi World Two Thousand! (submitted by Went)